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Mama Monkey's turning 30! {so we're outta here...}

Yes. It's true. I've been avoiding it like the bird flu, but it's finally happening. My birthday... That's right, y'all! I'm turning 30 on January 5th. Lucky for me, this year has been a good one, so I cannot complain. For those of you that have stayed sober through the Holidays for one reason or another, I salute you. This is hard work!

I don't know about you, but *this* pregnant girl eats Sushi, drinks coffee, goes in the hot tub, and likes her eggs over-easy. However, B-Day tequila shots are going too far - even for me. To help make the most of my delicate condition, Papa Monkey has planned a super-secret-birthday-family-getaway commencing next week. We'll be operating on the following schedule for the week of January 1st:

Sunday 1/1/12: CLOSED
Monday 1/2/12: CLOSED
Tuesday 1/3/12: CLOSED
Wednesday 1/4/12: CLOSED
Thursday 1/5/12: OPEN 12-4p

{Jamela will be working & it's her BDay too, so give her a smack for me}

Friday 1/6/12: OPEN 12-5p
Saturday 1/7/12: OPEN 12-6p
Sunday 1/8/12: OPEN 12-5p
Monday 1/9/12 CLOSED

Wish me luck, guys! I hate leaving y'all, but I've been promised a good time & can't pass that up :-) . See you again in 2012!!

Cheers,
~Heather


MBs is turning 3!... Thanks to you :-)

& We couldn't have done it without your support...

Well, it's been a crazy and exciting year folks. If you've been following the Mama Monkey chronicles, then you're aware of what I'm talking about... For those of you who have better things to do than follow each and every one of my Facebook updates, here's a quick recap:
1.) I got married to a wonderful new husband, Ethan (some of you may have met him. He's a great helper)
2.) I co-founded & launched, Alameda Parent Support, an organization created to take the place of the New Parent Support groups offered by Smart Healthy Babies (who lost their state funding in 2008)
3.) The new husband and I are expecting another mini-monkey on May 30th (the nausea + fatigue + general malaise are killing me)
4.) Kyle (mini-monkey #1) started Kindergarten AND, FINALLY...
5.) At long last, Monkey Bars received city approval to move forward with our façade plans... Stay tuned for THAT!

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you - some I see on a regular basis, and some I haven't seen since last year's birthday party - for your continued support of me, my family, and my business. We turned 3-years-old this December! It ain't been easy, but without my loyal fan base (that's you :-) ), we wouldn't be here. And what better excuse for a party?!?

Join us Sunday, December 18th, 2011
from 3-6pm @ Monkey Bars
to celebrate our 3rd Birthday...

Lots of FREE stuff + beverages + snacks. Free chair massages from 4-6pm, plus a Raffle of new mama-to-be goodies from Zoe Organics. Simply bring a new or gently used toy to donate & you're entered to win. We'll also be introducing & showcasing Luna Leggings: Bright, Fresh, & Unique Leggings for girls. They're a brand new company that's getting ready to launch so YOU get a sneak peek! These are seriously awesome. You'll want a pair in your size.
Hope to see you Sunday!!

Happy Holidays to you and your Monkeys! Have an excellent Christmas, Hanukkah, & New Year...


Cheers!
~Heather


MBs Holiday Gift Guide 2011!! {that's right... this one's just for you}

Let's be honest. Christmas/Hanukkah shopping is irritating at best. Unless you're a pro-shopper from way back, you love your family, but you can't stand the holiday crowds, crazies, etc {psst... If you finished your shopping in October, paid everything off, & already have it all wrapped, then this post probably isn't for you}. If you're like me, then likely you've waited until now to even start thinking about it.
Don't worry guys - I'm here to rescue you! My Top 10 pics for kiddo gifts (plus a *bonus* to open on Christmas Eve :-) ):

10. DYO Yo-Yo, DYO Kaleidoscope & "Good Things for Boys (and Girls)" from Seedling, NZ [starting at $18]


Yo-Yo makes a great stocking stuffer for the 4/5+ crowd & The "Good Things" Kits are equally entertaining for the creative 6+ year-old. Knitting supplies for Girls & Dominos for Boys. If your son likes to play with knitting needles (like mine does), then the Girl set is for you. NEW this year: The DYO Kaleidoscope kit. Stop It... I want one.



9. Push & Pull Wooden Animals (+ Dinos) from Plan Toys [starting at $22]

NEW this year: the Push-Along Pterodactyl {who knew that was spelled with a 'P'?} & the Push-Along Stegosaurus. Rad. Box says 19m+, but I say if they can walk, they can push. Go for it. The Pull-Along Alligator is in the running for World's Most Annoying toy, especially if you have hardwood floors. The big shocker here is that it's their favorite. Pick up one of these too. They'll love you forever, but don't say I didn't warn ya. Grab a cocktail, and let your new lil walker go wild!





8. Pirate 'n Bird 'n Smart Kid pillow stuff from See Stuf [starting at $14]

NEW this year: ALL of it! I first got excited about these due to their Pirate nature, however upon further investigation, they're also distributed by our Besties at Wry Baby. Some are designed to help baby's developing brain with the cunning use of contrasting colors and shapes, and some are just plain Pirate... Or bird. Decorate a nursery or give one to your Kindergartner who thinks he's too cool for stuffed animals, but still cries because monsters live under his bed. Newborn to grown-up, who doesn't need a sweet bookend looking pillow Pirate?? Some even jingle!





7. Stencils, Pencils, & Craft Kits from Kimmel Kids [starting at $16]

NEW this year: The entire line of big-kid-eco-awesome-creative goodies! I'm really excited about this collection based on the research I've done. Although I cannot give you a personal testimonial at this time {the shipment arrived today - hooray!}, I can say that I'm preeeetty sure these are gonna be a BIG hit. Karen Kimmel, founder of Kimmel Kids, encourages little monsters to "Make Your Mark". No, not on your walls and floors, but with their diverse array of craft supplies. Get coloring.




6. The Pocket Pouch 8 piece wooden block set from Tegu [$32]

So if you've already bought one of these, then you know that they are one of my personal favorites. Plane rides, restaurants, you name it. The sample set I received kept 4-y-o KR busy for one whole HOUR back in 2010. He still hasn't tired of them, and neither have I. Perfect gift for the 3+ crowd as well as the grown-ups on your list. Why 3+? Well 'cause if your 1-y-o does, in fact, manage to swallow one, it will be rather uncomfortable for her... and while you may very well be proud of Sally for accomplishing such a feat, when that *second* one goes down, you gonna have some problems. Buy them for baby's 1st Christmas, but play with them amongst yourselves till Jr. turns 3. Sets come in three different colors, and a sweet felt travel pouch. What more do ya want?! Tints (mulit-colored) & Natural (pictured above) & NEW this year: "Jungle" - aka Natural with Green accents.


5. The Plasma Car -- from PlaSmart [$69.95]

Well, this guy doesn't really need an introduction... Holiday fun for the whole family. Weight limit is 220lbs {& yes, I'm serious}. Due to my delicate condition, the demos I've been giving have gotten a little weird, so feel free to come in and ride one before you buy it for your kid. NEW this year: not a whole lot, except they seem to be selling through faster than last year, so get on it. I don't want to have to sell you the Demo at closing time on Christmas Eve.




4. A Hoard of Creature Bags from MadPax [starting at $15.50]


The Mighty Bite. The Nibbler. The Half Pack. & The Full Pack. These bizarre and startling bags took me by surprise. They're amazingly cool and versatile. The tiny one is perfect for the tweener in your life that needs to stash her make-up, gum, cell phone, etc. Or maybe it's time to make your 2-y-o start carrying their own toys around for once {the 1/2 pack is perfect}.


3. The Bilibo [$30]

Sit in it. Spin in it. Walk on it. Put your hamster in it. Put in on your head. The Bilibo is perfect for ages 2-7. Not only will the children be entertained, the spinning action really helps develop that core body strength. Welcome side effect? Early bed time. The Bilibo is also an excellent water toy. It floats! Among other things... Red, blue, pink, green, yellow, orange.




2. Delicious, Local, & Organic Skincare goodies for Mama & Baby from Zoe Organics [starting at $12]


I simply cannot sing ZO's praises enough. They're phenomenal and their goods are good enough to eat. Zoe Organics was born out of a need for safer cosmetics and ingredients. Founder & CEO, Heather Hamilton, not only rocks because we share a name, but because as a child, she was just as sensitive as one Kyle Reed. Physically, not emotionally. Growing up with severe allergies has motivated Heather to create a truly unique product line where parents don't have to worry about what's being put on their child's skin. Plus it smells great even when your kid doesn't.



1. The FLIP & 3-in-1 Bike from Wishbone [$159 & $249 respectively]

NEW this year: The Wishbone FLIP. Brought to you by the same Kiwis that gave you the Wishbone 3-in-1 trike/balance bike {also returning this year}, comes probably most fun & versatile ride-on toy for 2011. Since its launch this summer, the FLIP has been getting the 1-5 crowd super excited. Pre-walkers can Rock out on the FLIP, and pro-walkers can Ride it. All over the place. Also brand new this season is the Limited Edition Apple-a-Day design for the 3-in-1 Bike. Limited Edition = very limited, FYI.







✶✶AND THE *BONUS* GIFT IS.....

The Eco-Kids Eco-Ornament Kit! Bust this bad boy out on Christmas Eve and put your little guy to WORK! Sip on mulled wine & egg nog while your toddler makes a mess & a masterpiece to hang on your tree. You'll get at least a half hour of quiet outta this one, so go for it & give that macaroni, construction paper, and glue a rest. Toxin-free everything from the family that brought you Eco-Dough, Eco-Paint & the Eco-Easter Egg kit. Go crazy & Have a happy holiday...





Well there ya have it. You're welcome... And best of all?? Everything is available HERE at Monkey Bars!! Happy Shopping & See you soon :-) !
Cheers!
~Heather

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Silhouette Artist Event, October 15th

Seriously, watch the video...

Missed the last one? It's cool... Once again, Monkey Bars has your back. Have a Scorpio birthday coming up? Need an early Holiday gift? Want a silhouette of your favorite pet cat? Well you're in luck 'cause Karl's coming back *just* for you... So again, we invite you to bring your belly, your baby or your puppy to MBs on the 15th.

Call for questions and to schedule an appointment. They're sure to fill up fast - just like last time - but they only take 5 minutes.

510.769.6905

See you there!
Cheers,
H

OK, OK, OK ... I know I'm behind schedule {Winners Announced}!




Sooo, thanks for participating in my first GIVEAWAY!
You're all awesome...

& here's what we've all been [so patiently] waiting for: THE WINNERS!! Thank goodness for Random.org, 'cause without them, it would have been too hard for me to decide :-)

Teether winners:
Tara E.
Reichel B.
Brittni A.
Tannis Z.
Kathleen C.

AND... The *grand* prize winner is...
Sarah N!!

Congrats to all of you awesome people, and may you continue to be entertained by me on a daily basis.
Love you like crazy,
~Heather
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Glass, Glass & more Glass y'all...

*This contest is now closed*

GIVEAWAY time! Who's excited?!? (other than me?)
Lifefactory & WeanGreen - 2 of MY personal favorite purveyors of all things Glassy & AWEsome - are about to make you as happy as they make me on a daily basis. Yep. Call me Super-Fan. And because most of you share my affinity for all things Glass, you get it, but for those of you that aren't on board yet, I'm here for you. One Lucky winner will receive a virtual cornucopia of glassy-ness{thank me later}
Here're the deets: Multiple ways to enter the aforementioned Giveaway & each entry counts, so faites attention...

#1 - "Like" the Monkey Bars Facebook page & leave a comment on this post showing you've done so

#2 - Follow Monkey Bars on Twitter & leave a comment on this post showing you've done so

#3 - "Like" & post on Lifefactory's FB wall saying how much you ♥ MBs {or them, to be fair} & comment on this post showing you've done so

#4 - "Like" & post on WeanGreen's FB wall saying MBs sent you {and naturally, how much you love them} & - wait for it - leave a comment on this post showing you've done so...

ONE Lucky winner will receive the following from WeanGreen: a 4 pack of Wean Cubes glass baby food containers & from Lifefactory: One 22oz bottle of their choice/One 16oz bottle of their choice/One *new* (so exciting) toddler sippy of their choice/One 9oz Baby Bottle of their choice & last but not least, a silicone teether... Sad about just one winner? Well don't be. Since this is my first proper Giveaway, I'm going ahead with 5 runners-up: Silicone teethers for the lot of you! Start sharing the love. You won't regret it.

Contest closes on Friday, August 12th so don't dilly-dally...
Love you, mean it
~H

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FREE GoCrib Accessories!

Promo Extended all week! Celebrate the release of NEW GoCrib Accessories by getting them FREE (and who doesn't love free?)

Buy a GoCrib & receive a FREE Sunshade & Fitted sheet. While supplies last. Do it! You know you want to...
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Free Story Time with BeeBo

Monday, August 15th at 11:00 am

Bring your infants and toddlers to meet BeeBo™ the Baby Signs® Bear

Through children's stories, songs, and lots of fun, BeeBo will show you how to communicate with your infant or toddler using simple signs, while encouraging early literacy and interest in reading.

www.TeachMeBabySigns.com
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The Junk in the Trunk Bed!

MBs + SOBU = Awesome.
Take advantage of extra savings and support a local business :-)
All Monkey Bars customers receive FREE White-Glove delivery service with purchase of the Junk in the Trunk Bed with Storage!!
sobusobu.com
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Pediatric Series with Tracy Zollinger - Final Seminar

Last Session of the Series - Don't miss out!
May 7th, 2011 10:00 am - 11:00 am @ Monkey Bars

We're kicking off our BIG Mother's Day Weekend Celebration with Tracy's final installment. This is gonna be a big one guys. See ya there!

Pediatric Series: Nutrition - What are the best foods to feed your child?
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